Sleeping, part I

by Sally Kingston

Acceptable sleep wear:

  • Fire-resistant, polyester pajamas

Unacceptable sleep wear:

  • A large, plastic fireman’s hat, a fireman’s ax, and three toy firetrucks.

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Acceptable sleep wear:

  • A t-shirt and underwear

Unacceptable sleep wear:

  • Two sweatshirts, a pair of mittens on your hands, a pair of mittens on your feet, and nothing on your butt (see previous rules regarding clothing, specifically covering your junk)

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Acceptable sleep wear:

  • Just a diaper

Unacceptable sleep wear:

  • Just shoes
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